The Walking Dead person

DELRAY - A local teenager died tragically the other day. During a math club meeting, the unfortunate kid fainted while trying to do a math problem. An eye-witness reported, "[He was] at the board... trying to do a complicated math problem... when all of a sudden, he through up his marker into the air and yelled, 'ahhhhh', then he just dropped onto the floor." The local authorities dispatched a team to investigate the crime scene, but the victim's body was missing. When questioning several people around the crime scene, one claimed that a big red hole of fire had appeared on the ground of the portable, and that the minions of darkness leaped out and consumed the boy. All the others claimed that he had risen and proceeded to walk out as if nothing happened. This phenomenon is unexplainable, he died, but then was able to get up and go home.
The authorities are still not sure if it was the strong smell of white board cleaner and markers was the cause of this tragic accident. One local inhabitant claimed, "It's the math I tell you! It's the math!"
If you have any information as to his whereabouts, please contact him and tell him that he is a n00b. A local detective said, "How hard could it be to find this person? I mean he's dead! How hard could it be to find a dead person?"


(Above) - A picture of the tragic victim. Authorities are still looking for him. If you know the identity of this person, contact the local authorities immediately. The reward for any information is a slap in the face.