Well...

As you can see, I'm awake, and it's currently 12:20 AM. No, I'm not trying to deprive myself of sleep and I'm not some sort of insomniac. Rather, I blame it on PHYSICS.Yes, physics. That area of studies that causes normal rational men to go insane. It drives them off the edge.But not me.I have survived so far for the first nine weeks as of today. My mission is to excel and spite those that wish to harm me. Physics has been a critical test in my mental and physical stability, but I have attained nirvana.Or maybe I'm just plain tired? I hear the winds howling my name. The clouds beckon, and as I struggle to look out my window, I can almost feel the moon gravitating towards me. Alas, it is just the printer. I think I'm going delusional. Hurry up, dumb printer. Thou must quickly printhee thoust papers so that I mayst goeth forth upon my wayeth. Yes. Quickly.Fortunately, the alarm system has not gone off, since I have been sitting here staring at the computer for around 5 hours or more straight, and I am having trouble typing. I constantly have to backspace. Ah well.What am I doing? No idea? Wait? Ah? No? See?Yes.W00t! My Flesch-Kinkaid Grade Level for my Combining Forces Lab Report is 12.0! That's senior level! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Yeah, nevermind.Okay!Okay!Yeah!DONE WITH ALL THREE LAB REPORTS!DONE!DONE!DONE!DONE!Hahahaha. Mr. Perry thought he could kill us by giving us an extreme amount of crap. But I fooled him. HAHHAA! HAHAHAHA!Anyways, good night. No wait, I'm sorry. What was I thinking?GOOD MORNING!