GAH!!! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!

Gasp! I have a B! IN AP PHYSICS!Guess I celebrated too soon.Mr. Perry is either a sadistic evil teacher or a liar of some sort. I shouldv'e figured that out when I first laid my eyes on Mr. Perry. That chipmunkish grin, those eyes that wandered everywhere and all the time, those odd looks that could only be bested by the infamous Votano-Datoli, and the times when he would just space off when we were copying notes...Apparently, Mr. Perry wasted his time calculating what each person needed to get a higher grade if they were borderline and punched them all in. Then he arbitrarily gave 22/30's to everybody else. I was crazy with happiness with yesterday, and when he announced what he did today, I was shocked. But oh, well, I guess I deserved it. Alas...I'll get you for this, Mr. Perry, if that's even your real name.Alas, I must leave now, my parents are now raging against me for the "crimes" I have received. "B's". Gah. Life is tenuous.