Sunday, June 24, 2007
Heh
Well, for those of you who got offended by the last ethic entry, I'm sorry. (I know for sure you're offended, Ross, I'll try to make my entries a little shorter next time.)Well, time to laugh at my dad, for revenge, of course._____________Let me relate to you a funny short story that my dad told me yesterday.Yesterday, my dad dropped me off at SuperCuts or something to get my hair cut. So I went in, waited a while, then got my hair cut and left. Not seeing my dad anywhere, I decided to go look for him, and I headed towards Albertsons, which is where I thought my dad would most likely be.Lo and behold! He wasn't at Albertsons! Instead, he was just two stores in the opposite direction at the T-Mobile Store Place Thingy. This is where my story ends.This is where my dad's story starts.After perusing for a while in the cell phone store, supposedly, he went outside to go look for me. He went inside supercuts, and saw what appeared to be me in a chair getting my haircut. So, as all parents are disposed to do, he went to the hair-cutting lady, and gave her some advice as to how to cut "my" hair.Dad: "Make it shorter."Lady: "This short?"Dad: "Just cut it shorter all over."Lady: "That much?"Dad: "Yeah, real short."Just when my dad finished relating this information to the lady, and then the lady changed the size of her shaving-device-thing, the kid who was supposed to be "me" turned around and looked at my dad. Well, simply put, it wasn't me.Kid: "WHAT?"Dad: "Oh gosh, nevermind, heh, wrong kid."You can just pretty much imagine the emotions running between my dad, the hair-cutting-lady, and the panic-sticken kid. Anyways, to make a short story short(er), I found my dad standing outside the hair-cutting place, all calm and composed, as if nothing had happened.I found this story amusing, since my dad couldn't tell the difference between some random kid getting his hair cut and his own son. I don't know whether to laugh or feel depressed, now that I think of it. Frankly, I blame it on old age.Yeah, so no problems there. When I was getting my hair cut, I told the lady to cut it into, "Anything within reason." I have been advised never to that again.__________________________My parents are telling me to shave my mustache one of these days. Alas, it is breaking my dream of growing a large mustache and waxing it to a fine point. And then perhaps forming odd swirls or shapes, or combing it over my mouth like a veil of mustache hair. Ah well, guess we can't get everything we want. Sigh...
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That was still longer than any entry i've ever had.
Ha that is SO funny! By the way nice hair cut. But now its not as fun as Mings!! Oh well we shall only be able to torture him now...until yours grows back that is!That whole thing about the curly mustache-ew! Although it would be fun...
You should let your mustache grow more, and then grow a beard. Then, you could fling your beard at people. Yes!Well, that's what I'm going to do, anyway. Join me.
Fling beards at people? What are you talking about? You would have to have a really long beard to get maximum range. I mean it, seriously. Plus, than you wax it so that you could poke people! Heh. You don't even have any facial hair.
Yeah I do, damnit. I've got these uber sideburns and a mustache. They're both growing slowly skum.Flinging beards at people is a martial art which was perfected in ancient Buddhism, but was lost over the years as the beard was found to cause excessive sagging in the skin of the person with the abnormal beard.
George, I see you haven't posted a new entry yet today, hypocrite! And as far as Nikki's idea I think it's quite ingenious, don't let your parents stop you from furfilling your dream !
*envisions George with a long curly moustache*I'm just wondering, do you look as weird in your vision of yourself with a long curly moustache as you do in mine?=P
Scratch that-your hair is just as cool now shorter! maybe even more fun then before...
Depends, what's your vision of me with a long curly mustache?=D roflMy vision is pretty funny.
hey u wanna do physics today instead of tomorw?? email me lildizzy89@Yahoo.com or talk to me online if you can!!
My vision...*You are a French chef like in the movie The Little Mermaid." You have a long skinny moustache that curls into swirls at the end. While cooking stir-fry, you make a mistake and the whole thing bursts into a giant flame for exactly 3 seconds which burns your moustache off. You shout rather loudly, "CURSES!"*This is my rather odd vision. I would also like to mention that in my vision you look rather hilarious.
Ergh, sorry Diana, I was out the entire day and didn't get back until almost 8. Yeah, I got your message and both of Nikhil's insane messages. Sorry about that. Are you scheduling another one anytime soon?
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