Monday, July 16, 2007

Alas...



Haven't updated lately. My thoughts are still in limbo since I got sick during the weekend. I had so much time to just sit there and do nothing but feel sick, so I philosophized (sp?). It was horrible, I hope I never get sick again because of those thoughts. I also came up with some romantic poems during the time I couldn't sleep. It was very, very, odd. A very odd experience.Anyways, all my sad thoughts were counteracted by the fact that I got a brand new spanking cell phone Saturday. It's a V300 and has a camera. It's super cool. What's odd is that on Monday, during lunch, my phone switched numbers, which was odd. If I gave you the number 452-2067, that's wrong. Talk to me for the new one.Also, my nephew Chris said he might get us a new computer this weekend. That's good, considering my current computer is a '98 HP model. Also, he'll also be able to fix my recorder/camera problem, so that you can see all the pictures I took at Coldstone's.Nothing new. Haven't seen anything interesting lately to make a fictional story out of. Alas, that's probably because my life is uninteresting and boring. Too bad.Still trying new gears, but the rusty gear is sabotaging my efforts.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Alas...



I guess it can. Time to shift gears. The one I'm using is getting rusty.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

No...



Could life get any worse? Let's hope not.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

GAH!!! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!



Gasp! I have a B! IN AP PHYSICS!Guess I celebrated too soon.Mr. Perry is either a sadistic evil teacher or a liar of some sort. I shouldv'e figured that out when I first laid my eyes on Mr. Perry. That chipmunkish grin, those eyes that wandered everywhere and all the time, those odd looks that could only be bested by the infamous Votano-Datoli, and the times when he would just space off when we were copying notes...Apparently, Mr. Perry wasted his time calculating what each person needed to get a higher grade if they were borderline and punched them all in. Then he arbitrarily gave 22/30's to everybody else. I was crazy with happiness with yesterday, and when he announced what he did today, I was shocked. But oh, well, I guess I deserved it. Alas...I'll get you for this, Mr. Perry, if that's even your real name.Alas, I must leave now, my parents are now raging against me for the "crimes" I have received. "B's". Gah. Life is tenuous.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

YES!!!!!!! IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!



IT'S AMAZING!!! TRULY IT IS!!!
GUESS WHAT!? I HAVE AN
A
IN AP PHYSICS!!!

PROOF:Palm Beach County School District Monday, November 1, 2004Progress Report for LING, GEORGEPERRY,CH ADV PL PHYSICS BTotal Points: 297.0Maximum Possible Points: 331.0Final Average: 89.72Final Grade: A Absent Days: 0
Score Information Name Date Category Score Max % Grd Footnote
pretest 08/13/04 quiz 17 15 113 A team rev 08/25/04 quiz 5 9 55 F daily 08/25/04 daily 10 10 100 A quiz 08/29/04 quiz 13 11 118 A test 08/31/04 test 79 100 79 C daily 09/15/04 homework 12 12 100 A daily 09/30/04 homework 12 12 100 A quiz 10/06/04 quiz 19 17 111 A test 10/08/04 test 85 100 85 B daily 10/19/04 homework 15 15 100 A labs 10/29/04 labs 27 30 90 A uncert 10/29/04 ua 3 0 **
quiz Subtotal quiz 54.0 52 103 A daily Subtotal daily 10.0 10 100 A test Subtotal test 164.0 200 82 B homework Subtotal homework 39.0 39 100 A labs Subtotal labs 27.0 30 90 A ua Subtotal ua ** ** ** Term #1 Subtotal 297.0 331 89 A
X = Exempt, NC = No Credit
Assignment Descriptions pretest = AP/SL pretest team rev= forces and statics team review daily = daily grade / homework quiz = comp forces/statics quiz test = comp forces/statics test daily = hurricane daily grade daily = hurricane daily grade#2 quiz = motion quiz test = motion test daily = worksheet assignment labs = labs 1-3 uncert = uncertainty adjustment-----------------------HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!OH YESALSO, IN MY JOY...Lockdown2788: HAHAHALockdown2788: Mrs. Landaker laughed at me and said I
would get a mental breakdown if I took 4
AP classes...but I showed her. HAHAHA!Beana Lena: ROTF!Beana Lena: put that in your livejournalCOURTESIES OF PAULINE.OH YES, HAPPY FAKE BIRTHDAY PAULINE!!!THE ONLY CLASS LEFT IN WHICH I DON'T HAVE AN A IS AP LIT,AND I HAVE ANTotal Points: 630.0 Maximum Possible Points: 705.0
Final Average: 89.36
Final Grade: B AH WELLYOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL...SO HAPPYDON'T FORGET TO COME TO COLDSTONE'S ON THURSDAY!BE THERE OR BE DEAD! LITERALLY.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Peace...



Ah, after posting that last long rant, I have come to peace.
I realized that after reading my last journal entry, I was being selfish, stupid, ignorant, and only thinking of myself. That is a sin that yet I still strive for to erase from myself.
So what? Who cares if I miss Halloween? It's just some stupid holiday like Valentine's Day that the big business corporations had put together to help feed their businesses. I mean, just look at all those decorations and commercials they put out. Besides, all that candy I eat can't be good for me.Will Halloween really make a difference and etch a memory into my mind? I doubt it. Alas, I've been sixteen for almost 4 days now, and I'm failing to be mature. What will become of me if I ever become an adult? If I continue to have these childish impulses, surely I would not be able to live a comfortable life.
Alas, I should just enjoy what I'm able to. Everybody else is out having a fun time at a friend's house. But I must not envy them. I must think about all those children out there who never ever felt the happiness in holidays. I must consider myself lucky.
And so with that, I leave all of you, and I hope you all have a very, very Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween!
Good night.

Well...



As you can see, I'm awake, and it's currently 12:20 AM. No, I'm not trying to deprive myself of sleep and I'm not some sort of insomniac. Rather, I blame it on PHYSICS.Yes, physics. That area of studies that causes normal rational men to go insane. It drives them off the edge.But not me.I have survived so far for the first nine weeks as of today. My mission is to excel and spite those that wish to harm me. Physics has been a critical test in my mental and physical stability, but I have attained nirvana.Or maybe I'm just plain tired? I hear the winds howling my name. The clouds beckon, and as I struggle to look out my window, I can almost feel the moon gravitating towards me. Alas, it is just the printer. I think I'm going delusional. Hurry up, dumb printer. Thou must quickly printhee thoust papers so that I mayst goeth forth upon my wayeth. Yes. Quickly.Fortunately, the alarm system has not gone off, since I have been sitting here staring at the computer for around 5 hours or more straight, and I am having trouble typing. I constantly have to backspace. Ah well.What am I doing? No idea? Wait? Ah? No? See?Yes.W00t! My Flesch-Kinkaid Grade Level for my Combining Forces Lab Report is 12.0! That's senior level! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Okay. I'm better now. Alas. Alas. Alas.Yeah, nevermind.Okay!Okay!Yeah!DONE WITH ALL THREE LAB REPORTS!DONE!DONE!DONE!DONE!Hahahaha. Mr. Perry thought he could kill us by giving us an extreme amount of crap. But I fooled him. HAHHAA! HAHAHAHA!Anyways, good night. No wait, I'm sorry. What was I thinking?GOOD MORNING!