AHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!So much work! I... I need to finish... but I can't. Should I skip school tomorrow? But I'll be missing so many classes... AHHH! Damn debate.

Good morning

Hello! This post is dedicated to my little nephews, Zach & Jon, who shall now make fun of all of you, even if they doesn't know who you are.Systematicslly... of course. Now, Zach & Jon, will you do the honors? Remember, they worked very hard on this, so be nice.___littleone89 = ugly ducklingdalivejournal = pink leprehcaundhc band = the redneck hobodr evil 666 = hillbilllyedgarluansunil = the awkward eaglecatkuznyechik = pooopsie poplanziehyped = purple-haired chinese girllittlozzyman = the lazzy bummanunitned007 = withered wretchmattmag91 = doggy doomoninlina = no brainernoodleshack = pruny piece of legopaulinethegreat = the worst man in historyphoenixrisers = dunky juiceshivcrombie = the zero pointed starspankmeimjewish = the dumbest ducklingspencahboxx = pillsbury doyboyspiderfish = dumdum popthe russianator = junkyard dogtherumy = beer boytheworstljever = google schnortuncletai = the he/shewormtail78 = urine catfood___Closing remarks:Zach: Happy Honda Days! To Mike: "Ni Ni Ni! We're back! Answer your phone more often!" I'll poke you in the tummy!Jon: If you were there you would have ran from that ant too.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

There's always the nut that would update now, but...HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2005! woohooOkay, well, so far this year has failed my expectations.No apocalypse, no final judgement, no fireworks (well, never in this community anyways). Yeah nothing special. Oh well.My best wishes, until next year, may you make new discoveries to interest your life,

Merry Christmas!

It's actually 12:41... but who would notice?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
More about today and yesterday tomorrow. hahaha. AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good Luck Folks.

-"Err... Can you tell me what 'cualquier' means?"-"No, of course not, you don't need it... just ignore it. Wait... no, nevermind, you do need it. Just translate it literally."-"Literally...? Err... okay..."-"Hmmm... Let me see... 'cual-quier'? Maybe? Which...who? No... which-want? What? Forget it.... I'll just put 'haria'."That was the only problem in my spanish exam, besides "viera".Another Anecdote:Today after school, when I got home, I'm walking about my house and I happen to see my dad pouring something into what supsiciously looked like my water bottle. I take a closer look at the container that he was pouring out into the bottle. It was green, it smelled funny, and it was labled "Miracle Gro".Yeah...___Today's lucky findings: -Someone's IB report for Theory of Knowledge-A bunch of Civil War History Notes-A black yamaka thing (misspelled? What I wanted to say was that Jewish hat thingy...)Anyways, exams are already here, and so will Christmas. If anybody would like to let me ransack and live off of that person's house for a day when my parents aren't here during winter break, let me know. I'll be bored stiff here at home.Study, study, study... that seems to be my sole purpose in life these days... at least that's what my parents say... Later.

The Walking Dead person

DELRAY - A local teenager died tragically the other day. During a math club meeting, the unfortunate kid fainted while trying to do a math problem. An eye-witness reported, "[He was] at the board... trying to do a complicated math problem... when all of a sudden, he through up his marker into the air and yelled, 'ahhhhh', then he just dropped onto the floor." The local authorities dispatched a team to investigate the crime scene, but the victim's body was missing. When questioning several people around the crime scene, one claimed that a big red hole of fire had appeared on the ground of the portable, and that the minions of darkness leaped out and consumed the boy. All the others claimed that he had risen and proceeded to walk out as if nothing happened. This phenomenon is unexplainable, he died, but then was able to get up and go home.
The authorities are still not sure if it was the strong smell of white board cleaner and markers was the cause of this tragic accident. One local inhabitant claimed, "It's the math I tell you! It's the math!"
If you have any information as to his whereabouts, please contact him and tell him that he is a n00b. A local detective said, "How hard could it be to find this person? I mean he's dead! How hard could it be to find a dead person?"


(Above) - A picture of the tragic victim. Authorities are still looking for him. If you know the identity of this person, contact the local authorities immediately. The reward for any information is a slap in the face.

Sigh... the first one of december...

Happy Birthday Andrei. Expect many more threats than usual.